Sunday, July 24, 2011

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
The art style is refreshing, the characters stay true and are believeable, it has some genuinely sad moments; the protagonist IS a badass guy with a dark past but he's never characterized as unbeatable, and frankly he ends up losing almost as many fights as he wins. It's a sci-fi action show set in the equivalent of early 20th century Germany, and the sci-fi elements (alchemy) are more science than fantasy and have rules and restrictions they abide by. Oh, and did I mention the story's really good?
Just make sure you watch Brotherhood and not the original series, it actually follows the plot of the manga and is better overall.

The truth is that I like certain things about the first anime and certain other things about the second anime. In the first anime, I felt that the story and characters were more interesting, while the action left something to be desired. In Brotherhood, there was a lot more action and some great animation as well as some cool new characters, but the manga-faithful storyline also brought with it some awful characters and a story which, to me, was somewhat less interesting. The final fight consisted only of "let's blindly throw everything we have at him and hope he gets tired."

Sadly, the worst aspects of Fullmetal Alchemist are shared by both versions:
- Alphonse is whiny and annoying, and hardly ever contributes to a fight despite the fact that he could fucking kill almost anything.
- The use of alchemy, despite all of its potential, is horribly uninteresting and unoriginal. There were some interesting moves in the first anime, like fucking up the structure of Greed's carbon shield and turning Sloth into ethanol, but most of the "alchemy" in both series could be better described as telekinesis (e.g., moving the earth to create a wall, etc.). That's fucking boring.
- Anime clich├ęs and visual gags.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Aeris my Goddess

For all the shit people talked and still talk about FF7 (and I was guilty of it too, as a teenager who was totally  into JRPGs before they were cool) its popularity and enduring presence make sense to me. Cloud's story is the story of a dorky loser becoming an admirable man and learning that he doesn't have to live in the shadows of his fantasy hero idols (Sephiroth, Zack) or pine for a Perfect Lover (Aeris) because the girl next door (Tifa) has been there for him all along. Of course that resonates with nerds. It's a game about them.

In either case I also think Sephiroth is a well-executed villain in the way that he seems like he's always one step ahead of the party and so dangerous that you're not sure you want to catch up to him, and when you finally do something terrible happens. And I think there's a theme of reconciliation with one's own self and dreams that connects rather slyly to the game's other theme of reconciliation with nature and the earth.

A lot of the game is terrible, almost all of its spinoffs are ridiculous over the top garbage, and it's aged poorly to boot. But I think I understand why it struck such a chord with so many people, and I don't think it's a stupid game at all.

Ironically, most of the people who still love it to death and draw pictures of it and write fanfiction about it completely missed most of what I was talking about.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011


Rance Quest, which will be Rance VIII for the series, will be a full 3D questing RPG.
You pick up quests and achieve them as you progress.
If you fail on a quest you still retain the EXP, but have to restart the quest from the start
Any quests you have already completed are repeatable, so any events and items you missed in the quest can be salvaged later.
Rance heads to the forest of Kalar to undo the curse on Sill...

Characters shown on the TG magazine scan
Sachiko Centers: Schoolgirl saved by rance while being attacked by monsters.
She ends up in his party as a defender. Her dream is simply to become an ideal housewife.
Crookoo Mofus (kurukkoo is how pigeon crying is written in Japanese): A mysterious girl exorcising evil spirits living in the Kalar forest.
Suzume: the Super-kunoichi who aided Rance in the last game. She tags along as his guardian this time.
Reset (Lisette) Kalar: Cute, cheery kalar girl. The description doesn't say if she's related to Rance, possibly to avoid spoilers to new comers to the series.
(In her introduction to the series in Kichikuoh Rance, she's the daughter of Rance and Pastel, the queen of Kalar.
It's not clear if this plot has been carried over to this canon entry yet, but hopefully. Or Alicesoft will have thousands of angry oldschool fans to deal with)
Aegis Kalar: A soldier who guards the Kalar forest from human invaders who come to hunt their crystals.
(The crystals on the forehead of a Kalar turns from red to blue when they lose virginity.
They possess massive magical powers, prompting these human poachers to come rape Kalar and take their crystals for money. A Kalar dies when she loses her crystal)

The three girls from Iceframe are back!
The evil lesbian bitch Megadeath (green hair), The sleeping beauty Cessna (blue), and the nurse Prima (silver).
They were the original members of Iceframe in Rance VI

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Kickin it 1994

Next year is going to be the year that the Super Nintendo secures its place as the greatest console of all time. And why's that?
Chrono Trigger. People from Final Fantasy collaborating with Akira fucking Toriyama? It's going to be like...trying to find the crystals on Penguin Island - can't wait for all the Arale cameos, and other funny stuff that Toriyama's doubtlessly gonna throw in!

You know what else, bumtickled Segafags? Killer Instinct. Have you seen some of those combos? 30 hits, nucka. And it looks like I'm watching a video. Hell, I wonder if I'm playing it through my Super NES or my VCR.

Sure feels good to be a Nintendude.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Death Note blunt analysis

Death Note is good. Saying it's the "best anime I've ever seen" doesn't really mean shit. Maybe if it was "I've been watching anime for years, and out of the hundreds of seasons I've followed, I found Death Note to be one of the best I've ever seen" it would be okay.

If it didn't have such a bullshit ending, I might actually call it one of the best shows I've seen, anime or otherwise. Honestly, the exact replica was bullshit. Also, the ending made no sense. He didn't trust kira #4 to take out kira #3 when she was kidnapped, why would he trust him to take out his enemies then?

The moment he learned of another person with a death note he contemplated killing them. Giving out his secret to people willy nilly dilutes his character. He was trapped, unable to do anything. "Too bad I got someone else to do my dirty work" is no good. He was able to track down the company kira by analysing patterns. L was able to see he was a student by looking at the times of death. Letting someone else do this has HUGE consequences.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

My thoughts on Vocaloid

Vocaloid is definitely an acquired taste, and I personally enjoy covers over the original songs. Regardless, they help in allowing new composers/producers to create full songs with vocals, even if they have no singing abilities themselves. From there, the songs can take on human vocals, with the many amateur singers there are on nicovideo. If you like a song but dislike the vocaloid singing it, there's almost always an abundance of covers to look at.

Heck, I know several people who are perfectly competent in singing, yet have composed several songs using Miku for the sound of her voice rather than theirs. Luschka is a perfect example. She's covered several of Treow's songs among others, she was the lead vocalist in his album, Reversus, and she's even released her own album, Birth and Foster.
Regardless, she has actually recently started composing songs using Miku rather than her own voice.

Though I can't think of a way to fully explain this myself, I believe it's simply because it's an enjoyable community to be in. Many of the big producers on nicovideo know each other very well, and the community as a whole is incredibly tight-knit. People can experiment with vocaloids, tuning them in different ways to see what sorts of sounds they can make, and they have the experience of watching as the vocaloids themselves begin to grow better and better, approaching the level that human vocals are at. But anyway, that's just my two cents.

Monday, December 27, 2010

I still play Yu Gi Oh, normal?

So I was at the local trading card game store, playing yugioh with my TCG friends ( they are like 10-12 years old) but it doesn't matter because we are just playing a card game when one of those stupid "normals" happened to tell me that Yugioh was a kids game, HA! I began to "aspie rage" as they call it when I explained to them that, yu-gi-oh isn't a kids game anymore, a lot of the cards from the more recent series have a lot of writing and complex conditions for effects to be carried out, do you think a kid is going to understand "Activate only during the Battle Phase. Select 1 Equip Card equipped to a face-up Attack Position monster you control, and select 1 face-up Attack Position monster your opponent controls. Equip that monster with the selected Equip Card. Then, conduct battle between your previously equipped monster and the selected monster (other effects cannot be activated during this battle)."??!!!??!! And that's not even a joke, that's the instruction on a real trap card, on ONE FRICKIN CARD!! seriously WTF did they make cards like this, even i get confused when they load 5000 instructions onto one card!!!